Family fun with the Friday links, now play nicely!

Cue the opening strains of Mary J Blige It’s A Family Affair for this week’s Friday links blog as we keep it familial with our first two contenders vying for mum and dad’s attention in the look-at-me links stakes.

Just as the more attractive, younger sibling always steals the limelight at family gatherings it’s the extremely youthful looking Steve Bee – a client very much in the bosom of the MRM family of clients – who has pretty much top trumped everything else the rest of us kids can offer with this beauty from back in the day in which the boy Bee is interviewed by none other than Jeremy Clarkson, na-na, na-na-na beat that! (witty and informative, curse Bee’s superior gene pool!)

As the assembled relatives all coo over how clever, talented and sweet the wunderkind is and your desperate attention-seeking cries of “look at me, look at me, look at me I can jump really high” are ignored, someone suggests you mark the occasion of your humiliation with a snapshot for the family album… we urge you to click on the different tabs at the bottom of each shot to reveal the many more layers of awkwardness that lie beneath.

Don’t think you can unclench those buttocks just yet, there’s more embarrassment to be had here, with the ‘CFP rap’, oh yes…

…and relax. Should that link-induced work out of the old gluteus maximus have got the delinquent in you to thinking about maybe ‘enhancing’ your rear with a bad boy tattoo, perhaps you should take a sneaky peek at these tattoo fails first.