Say kids, what time is it? Why, it’s human o’clock of course, you nudey nitwit! The Friday Links blog

If you, like a few of us here at MRM Towers, are what is euphemistically termed ‘not a morning person’ or more accurately described as ‘guaranteed to be grumpy between waking and at least  10am’ then this might be your (family’s/ colleagues’) salvation. You put in whatever time you want to wake up at in the morning and it tells you the best time to go to sleep so that you’ll wake up during the right sleep cycle and feel less of a curmudgeon as a result.

Now where did we leave that nude human clock? I need to set it to no-longer-a-nightmare-in-the morning o’clock…just twiddle the knob at the back here to the right time and…hey, hang about…

Not for us falling into the trap of misinterpreting a harmless tweet now that we’ve had a good night’s sleep…what’s that you say? A photo shoot on Oxford Street has turned into a blood bath with a rampaging gunman? Shurely shome mishtake?